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SEO Ninja Skills Prevent Armageddon

A little while back I told you about this awesome book that explains search engine optimization (SEO) in plain English so anyone can become an SEO ninja. There’s even a ninja on the cover, and hey, who doesn’t love ninjas?

SEO ninja cat

Maybe you looked at it and thought to yourself: “Looks good, and my search traffic really needs a boost, but lemme think about it first.” Look, you know better search rankings means you bring in more money. The book will pay for itself and then some.

Ranking high for your keywords is money in the bank, end of story. You know how I get a lot of my business? By being on the first page of Google search results for “blog consulting” and “blog consultant.”

How did I do it? I already know everything that’s in SEO School. (I was going to write my own book on blog SEO, too, but Naomi beat me to it, so you might as well get hers. She’s funnier than me, anyways.).

WARNING: High-Pressure Sales Tactic Ahead

SEO School is $39, which is a reasonable price for the valuable information in it. But you can have it for only $30 if you get it before July 1st and use the coupon code: MovingDay. So I suggest you hesitate not, because July 1st is nigh upon us. Get it now for $30.

If you wait, here’s what will happen:

You will encounter some article online that finally gets it into your head this stuff is important, or you will finally snap in a fit of rage when you see your competition continuously ranks higher than you in search results. Murphy’s Law dictates that this will not happen until after July 1st. This will kick-start an entire chain of events that ends in Armageddon, all because you could have saved $9 now, but failed to act.

For real.

Live without regret. It’s not every day you can hold off Armageddon while simultaneously becoming an SEO ninja. For sake of Earth and your website, get SEO School.

2 Comments

  1. Posted June 28, 2008 at 4:13 pm | Permalink

    Ha, very nice! Also, it is an excellent book. I bought it, with real money even though I probably could have wheedled it out of her. There was definitely stuff in there that made me think, Yo, dumbass, you need to do this. And don’t we all need that?

    My favorite ninja LOL: http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/06/08/funny-pictures-awesome-ninja-skills-i-has-dem/

  2. Posted June 30, 2008 at 11:58 pm | Permalink

    @Sonia - we do “all need that”. This goes into the category of “I should have done this a long time ago” for most folks.

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